All of us are getting ready for finals and knee deep in homework.
Hopefully this summer will have less sporadic updates.
But I have been prone in bed all weekend.
So that’s why there’s been nothing.
Whoever links me to the funniest youtube video can decide the fandom/fanfiction I read next. If nobody delivers the funny I’ll just go with Twilight but you know, I like including you guys. I feel like we occasionally achieve something like community bonding on here, and you know what that is? That is badass.
So make me lol, either with a submission or a reply to this post, and you get to choose what fandom I have to subject myself to! Yaaaaay.
I tried inputting the URL and it told me story not found, my grey bro. But if it’s puke-worthy, then it’s definitely up my particular alley so please try to resend it to us! You can always submit it; I don’t think submissions require a Tumblr account so you should be all good.
Or is liveblogging cool with all of you?
This is based on my current undercover mission to find you guys terrible Twilight things.
And then apparently Yu-Gi-Oh after that, because the Yu-Gi-Oh stuff got lots of notes and I like those.
Bad news: your beloved moderator Cindy deleted her main blog, so you can no longer contact her personally. Which we’re going to pretend all of you did, because I like to pretend I’m loved. (You see that point of view shift there? A little gift to you, you lovers of truly bad writing.) (Also Sydney I tried to inform you of this but your ask box is apparently only available in the future. What…)
Good news: I will start posting regularly again soon! Please, please, hold your applause. Anyway, the fall semester ends in two weeks for me, so expect me to come back with horrible examples of writing for you to peruse then, or perhaps even earlier! We’ll see, won’t we, my darlings?
Until next time,
one day danial and alexandre was torturing some people when they had an amnizea.
”im havin an amnizea” daniel saids.
”shti” alexandre said “me to”
soon they had forgot everythin even the grosery list and the people they was torturing ran away. they had bene dressin up that day so alexandre was waring a pretty dress, for a lady. not a man dress at al
normaly they would kno that alexandre was doin it ironicly but they had amnizea so they didn’t
”i dont kno wtf i am doin here” daniel saids slowle.
”ya me to”
”i like ur dress alexandre it si pritty adn pannk”
”why thank ya daniel”
they smild at each other and GOT A MEMORY BACK—
”alexandre i thikn yu must be my wif”
(it was a false memory but they didnt kno this.)
”why yes i am defnitally ur wife and yu are not daniel, you are MANIEL” alexandre watched as daniel transforms into a maniel, with lots of mussels in his skin. alexandre is full of mussels when he was a boy but now he is old and his mussels are weak, like spagetty.
”wht is our job alexandre??!?!? i do not remembra”
alexandre looks at torture implements and decides “we must run midevil castle tours”
”ya lets be a castle tours” maniel says and to kissing alexandre as they work a shedule for chrilden to tour castle manny days. they look in basement and find manny ded people
”maniel im scared” alexandre saids
”ya me to”
so they run away from crepy castle to be vegetable makers adn because they have left crepe castle they never get back bad memorays!!! alexandre and maniel have happy life growing much vegetables and making it a vegetable candy. there life is not a burden to anyon until one day……..
a head agrippa comes and knocks on door! “KNUCK KNUCK KNUCK”
”yes helo” maniel saids “what are yu doin here”
”i am yur lover” head agrippa saids “adn yu have cheted on me wiht a man of spagetty stregnth??!?!”
”what” maniel saids, confussed
”I AM BETRADE” head agrippa cris and cris. maniel feles sorry but does nnot kno how to help becuz he has an amnizea of head agrippa, his lover. alexandre comes to door like hmmm?
”maniel who is this head”
”i do not kno alexandre it saids i am lover him but that is a lie!?!!?!?”
”IS NOT A LIE I AM YUR LOVER FOREVER DANILE”
”see alexandre, is a very weird head”
alexandre is weirded out so he kicks head agrippa off porch into lake, where head agrippa sinks. head agrippa cannot swim but with tongue as head agrippa has no limbs, and head agrippa’s tongue is not of mussels. head agrippa’s tong is weak like spagetty
”maniel i forbid you talk to aney more heads of visit us” alexandre saids and go inside. manniel is confliktid. head agrippa… who is head agrippa…
maniel amnizea starts of heal!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BUT OH NO HE REMEMBRAS THAT HE IS DUSHBUG
”alexandre i tink i am a dushbug of torture” maniel saids nervous “and head agrippa si my lover”
”YU ARE CHETE ON ME WITH A HEDE???????”
”no i think… i tink… i tink i am chete on hede, with YU!!!!!!!”
”noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo” scream alexandre and a turn into dragon from the shock
”help” maniel say but dragon is to kick him into lake, where he sink next to head agrippa
”help me head agrippa” maniel saids but head agrippa is to upsit to here him “how i defete this dragon!!!”
alexandre dragon does a rampige adn destros all vegetables with his fires. maniel sits sadly in lake adn remembers many bad thigns, like that alexandre never shared the cherios
”head agrippa i never shud have lovd him” maniel saids
”it is ok daniel yu had an amnizea”
”yes i did but what will i do now”
head agrippa hops into maniel’s lap and cuddles. “we will go far away and gro vegetables of can kill this alexanndre dragon and then we are repented of all sins”
”goud idea” maniel saids and he snucking awya with head agrippa to gro vegetables in secret cave. head agrippa is very good and cudly lover even though just a head; so maniel is happe
together they plant a turnip that will be strongest turnip of forever adn can kill alexandre dragon
TURNIP IS A HARPSICHORD NOW
”wow we grew a harpsichord” head agrippa said full of love for maniel and harpsichord
”ya” maniel plays song on harpsichord to lure alexandre dragon close!!!!!!! ALEXANDRE DRAGON COMS FLYIN DOWN LIKE heyyyyyyy
he blows a fire but the harpsichord is stronger and within minuts alexandre dragon is defeat
”goud job daniel” head agrippa said and hop up to kissed maniel on knee
”oh dear” maniel blush
then they have of many fornications with their new harpsichord friend and a joyful polygamy forever; as maniel is repented of all sins and a nice man of kindniss now. harpsichord is very creativ in bed and htey do it in all the positions of possiblity. head agrippa is so happe that eats vegetables and stops being weak like spagetty.
alexandre dragon goes jail for no repenting and also his rampag so not allowed out of jail until apology!
they all live jhappely ever after even tinderboskes which now have castle to themself and have bred a prosperous tinerbosk famley
the tinderboskes then dominate world and all humans are a slave forever the edn
This is a great example of how horribly written fics can make you question everything. Is it real? Is it trolling? Is it tinderboskes? Seriously, what is it??? You guys tell me, cause I don’t know.